Jens has lost his bottle

Could the Man Yoo fan who claims that the aforementioned bottle hit his son please give it back.

This of course is the story alleging that during injury time in the first half of Sunday's game, Jens belted his water bottle into the massed Old Trafford faithful, and hit a young Man Yoo fan. A complaint has been registered with the Greater Manchester police and Jens is expected to have to make a statement. I'm interested to find out how young this lad that got hit is, as it was only his father who made a complaint, and not him.

I hope it isn't true, because I don't want such a great victory to be remembered for this alleged incident, rather than the fact that we played United off the park, but also because a young lad who's gone to watch the football doesn't deserve to get smacked in the face by a bit of plastic. That said, have a look at an email that was sent to Arseblogger. If it's true then there was certainly a lot of particularly disgusting provocation that led up to the incident.

Still, innocent until proven guilty, let's see how this progresses before making any judgements.

Arsene has asked all Arsenal fans everywhere not to sing homophobic songs about Ashley Cole, and he's absolutely spot on. There are so many other things we can sing about this dimwitted turncoat that we don't have to resort to abusing his alleged sexual preferences. It's Cheryl I feel sorry for.

Arsene's also spoken about a World Cup hangover our players, whilst Raymond "Paul O'Grady" Domenech has said he's shocked that Gallas was allowed to leave Chelsea. Neither of these stories are in the slightest bit interesting.

The Independent's James Lawton has written a column entitled "What's wrong with Wayne Rooney". I'm not sure that this question can be adequately answered in the thousand or so words that make up the article, but it's a decent read. There's also a bit about Tony's new club Pompey and how well it's going for them.

Although I still haven't forgiven Tony for snubbing the club in our last year at Highbury (and DB10's testimonial), and being an absolutely rubbish pundit.

There's no midweek game for us tomorrow as we're not in the early rounds of the League Cup, and for some reason we're not able to catch up our game in hand like Liverpool are by playing Newcastle, probably because it's supposed to be against a team that is involved in the League Cup.

I say probably because I can't be bothered to check.